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[January 03; 01:06am] |
Hi bitches, guess who just turned 26? OH YEAH, THAT WOULD BE ME.
It's a bit crazy at the moment because we're going on our cruise in like -2 seconds, but I will definitely arrange a massive drunken excursion for all the people I like when we get back. And yes, I'll be accepting late birthday gifts. Just FYI.
( Locked to Alek )
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[December 26; 10:02am] |
Well. I got drunk, I sobered up, and then I got drunk again. That's what all Christmas days should be about, obviously.
I'm also feeling really sick, and yet still munching away on a Toblerone bar. I'm such a fat pig. I seriously must've gained about ten stone today, Tagg's mom is such a good cook. It's a good thing I packed my fat pants to wear tomorrow, ahaha.
I hope you all had wonderful days, except Natalie and Richard, who can go DIAF.
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[December 06; 09:03pm] |
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I love Saturdays. Usually because I'll no doubt be highly intoxicated that night, but also because you've had the whole day to relax and you'll have all of tomorrow, too. I'm so lazy.
My dog is officially off his diet now. The vet said his weight was in the upper end of normal, so Tagg has to stop calling him fat. Also? I think the vet has the hots for me. He always makes unnecessary excuses to be touchy feely. I wonder if vets earn more than graphic designers...
PS. Boys? If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
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[November 24; 07:11am] |
I got my first complaint today. I feel so disappointed in myself. I'm so amused. Ahahaha.
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[November 22; 02:02am] |
Tagg, I've chosen my Christmas present. The black ones, please. Thx.
If anyone else is shopping for me (I'm looking at you, Dave) anything on that website is a sure bet.
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[November 08; 10:41pm] |
I'm going to do a Jamie now and make a series of posts about my hair color (love you, Jamie!).
I'm going brunette. Don't even try and pretend you aren't excited. I think it'll give me the sophisticated edge I need because I'm applying at New York Times again. They have another opening and my ass has been called fat one too many times. I hate Richard. Hate hate hate.
This will also coincide with my detox, which I'm starting on Monday. Last time I detoxed I passed out like three times, but this time will be different because I'm not using a plan I found on the internet. I have a plan from an actual, you know, nutritionist. It's totally legit. My body is going to be a temple in no time. Hurruh.
Also? Who else found the fact that Emilie was attempting to be flirty with Richard repulsive, nauseating and just a whole lot desperate? I love how he didn't even reply to her blatant blowjob invitation. Ahahahah. She's so dirty, it's untrue.
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[November 05; 04:30am] |
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OBAMA, FUCK YEAH!
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