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Posted by Ellie on July 11th, 2009 @ 12:21am
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I was still all butthurt and wounded over it before, but I'm not anymore ugh, that's a lie, so I thought I'd let you all know OFFICIALLY that I've broken up with Tagg. I'm sure a lot of you won't care, but I'm also sure a lot of you will be breathing a sigh of relief on my behalf, because you love me. Yes, you do. And he was an asshole.
Anyway, I'm living with Dave until I sort myself out. I'm reluctant to leave, because there's no way I can ever afford an apartment a) this nice b) this huge c) in Manhattan, period, but I guess I have to at some point. Mainly because I feel wrong about getting laid in Dave's spare room, and I think I'm at the stage of getting over my break up where I need sexual healing :[ Plus, my dog is an issue. In that Dave hates him. Poor baby.
Tell me the benefits of being single, Spent. Quick, before I call him and cry about my lonely, pathetic life.
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Posted by Ellie on June 26th, 2009 @ 12:04pm
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I know last time I wrote a long entry expressing my love and adoration for Michael Jackson you were all mean to me and told me he's a paedo, but whatever, I don't care. As your resident office obsessive, I'm going to have my say. It's practically my duty.
I know that he was weird, crazy, looked like no human on earth and had some horrendous controversies surrounding him, but no one on this earth can deny the fact that Michael Jackson was a musical genius. His music defined eras and touched and inspired so many people, including some of the most successful artists around. The world has suffered a huge loss. He was the last true pop star. I truley believe there will never be anyone else like him for as long as the human race is around. His was a phenomenon, and his legacy will stretch an eternity.
Today should be a celebration of his musical achievements, right? Not a day to be depressed. I'm going to get home, blast Thriller (sorry, Dave) while I get ready, and then go out and get shitfaced. All in the name of the King of Pop, of course.
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Posted by Ellie on June 21st, 2009 @ 8:10pm
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I didn't get senior copy editor. What the fuck is that about? That stupid bitch is only 2 years older than me, and who is going to pick up the slack when her brats get sick and she needs time off? Oh yeah, me. Jesus, if she's so ~happily married why doesn't she just stay home and change some fucking diapers.
This post was basically to say: pity, I need some.
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Posted by Ellie on June 9th, 2009 @ 3:27pm
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Posted by Ellie on June 4th, 2009 @ 5:59pm
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Let's review what's going on in my life, shall we?
- My dog ate two of my $400 Jimmy Choo shoes last night. Not a pair. No. Two shoes from two pairs. That's $800 in his fucking fat ass stomach. I only have two pairs of Jimmy's. Apparently the cheap shoes aren't good enough for him.
- My laptop just died on me. I JUST finished editing a mammoth, poorly written article that needed every other word changing. Not only do I have to read that shit again, I also have to practically rewrite it again.
- My sister is getting married to a black guy. This wouldn't ordinarily be a problem, but I have to listen to my mom calling me purely to spout racist shit every night for an hour.
- My boyfriend is more attracted to Megan Fox than he is to me. I don't care if it's true, don't fucking tell me.
- I think I have lung cancer.
So. From now on if any of you need a pick-me-up because you think your life is going badly, just re-read this list. You'll feel way better.
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Posted by Ellie on February 15th, 2009 @ 12:53pm
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Even when I'm part of a couple, I hate Valentine's Day. We went to dinner last night and it kind of made me feel sick to look at all the footsie-playing couples that surrounded us. I mean, shit, get a room. Don't play footsie when people are trying to eat around you. It put me off my ridiculously overpriced pasta :[
The first Valentine's Day I had a boyfriend I was about 19, and we'd literally only hooked up a few weeks earlier. So I told him I didn't do the whole Valentine's thing, because I felt really awkward about getting him a soppy card saying 'I love you' when, you know, I didn't. So I thought that would solve the argument. Anyway, I found out from a load of his friends that he was really upset I'd said that because he wanted to get me something, so I apologized to him and said I wanted to do something for Valentine's after all. So we were calling round these restaurants trying to book a table and they were all full, but we finally got one at this little Italian place, and all the food had heart decorations and there were cupid candles on the table. It was basically the most awkward time of my life. I don't know why I felt the need to type that all out, but suck it up and sympathize.
Anyway, thanks for a rockin' partAY, Lena. I had a blast. And I only puked once, which is always a good thing. God I'm classy. Tagg is so lucky. I'm going to go and eat my big box of truffles now. Mmm, truffles.
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Posted by Ellie on February 2nd, 2009 @ 3:12am
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Well, shit. Natalie and Emily are gone, so there's no one around to entertain me with their retardedness except Sydney, Daisy and their entire little spaz clique, and Tagg has gone so I can no longer have sex during lunch breaks.
What the fuck. Working at Spent suddenly just got really boring. Quick, someone do something to make me laugh.
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Posted by Ellie on January 3rd, 2009 @ 1:06am
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Hi bitches, guess who just turned 26? OH YEAH, THAT WOULD BE ME.
It's a bit crazy at the moment because we're going on our cruise in like -2 seconds, but I will definitely arrange a massive drunken excursion for all the people I like when we get back. And yes, I'll be accepting late birthday gifts. Just FYI.
( Locked to Alek )
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Posted by Ellie on December 28th, 2008 @ 12:57pm
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